On The Subject Of Funny French Food Names

Food Named After Greek Gods?

Hey! Me and my friend need help making a menu for a greek restaurant that is greek god themed. Its a breakfast, lunch and dinner restaurant. The names we have so far are

hades hot fries: french fries with mozzarella cheese and Chili peppers, hotter than hell
Pegasus wings: basically chicken wings

anything that sounds funny would be awesome, and along with the name of the food, could you tell us what the food is? Cause if someone puts down a name, we might not know what food to put it under.

THANK YOU!

What if a food is named “Americans” biscuits or “Latinos” biscuits or “Spaniards” biscuits?

…and you are either an American / Latino / A Spaniard?
Scenario: A biscuit in Spain is branded as Filipinos. I am a very broad minded person, but help me to think and understand, or maybe someone can lighten it up.

Where is U.N.? It is offensive to brand a name using a “citizenship” It is far different if they had included some words like … “Filipino’s Favourites” or “Filipino’s”…but Filipinos.

It is funny that countries which have invaded and prospered from the labours of the Filipinos bash the Philippines. The Japanese are far better if that is the case. I am no racist. I just want opinions.

Naming foods like: Vienna Sausage, California Maki, French Fries… is the proper way. But to name foods as “Indians”, “Germans”, “Japs” is very wrong.
It’s a shame that Spain is a Catholic country and did not reprimand them.

If such thing happens on your case… what would you do?
please check this link to wikipedia to understand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipinos_%28snack_food%29

Could you tell me the name of a retail chain in the USA ?

I’m french and I am going to go to the USA and I would like to bring some funny food, very different from France. Any ideas ?
In California !!

Do you think these lyrics are funny?

I’m writing a comedy song, do you find these lyrics funny?

If I were President
There would be some changes
First of all all the Asians
Would be locked into cages
I’m not racist, they just ruin everything
Plus then all of our dogs and cats would be safe

We would cut the mullets off of rednecks heads
Even though everyone knows a rednecks is better off dead
From the south with no teeth in their mouth
They’ll be forced to work in fast food
And get the ironing board out of their lawn

We would take over Mexico
Now you pick fruit for me Chavez and Paco
I knew a Mexican once who peed on a guys head
His name was Caesar and there was no meaner beaner

If I were President this would would be different
Trade your children’s freedom for their college education.
You can bet that I’d legalize public masturation
Only cause I want you all to see
That I’ve got a big d***

If I were President this would be different
I will protect the sanctity of marriage
Tell those farmers they can’t marry donkeys
Those asses don’t like it in the a**
Although they don’t squeel like the pigs do

But then there is swine flu and an animal STD in it for you

We’ve got a major problem with old people here
Why do they always take up all of the rocking chairs
And not to mention they’re really weak
But the jokes on them, they are dying as speak
We should make them work like Chinese sweat shops
With no break, no pay, we’d pull out all the stops
They’re always whining about little things
Like lukyemia. Sorry if anyone’s family has ever died of lukymeia.
I only apologized to get elected.

If I were president this would would be different
We’re not gonna put up with any other countries s***

Canada we’re gonna nuke your a**
Look out China this nuke is coming at you fast
France, you probably deserve it the most
You pansy sons of witches although you’ve got fantastic french toast
Australia, we’re gonna get you, round up all the kangeroos cause I’m gonna nuke them too

If I were President
I’d probably be impeached.
For those of you saying that it’s racist or what not, I know it is. That’s the comedy in the situation. When doing comedy, a group is attacked, but I try to do it equally. You take on characters with your act. Obviously, I’m not really like the person in the song, I am a character.

help with a new Cool Sceen name?

My friend laura wants a new screen name and she asked me to help.

Laura is funny and very nice. loves to laugh.
fav. color- yellow
fav food- french fry’s
fav. sport- swimming
fav. numbers- 5, 11, 55, 77

she has blonde hair and blue eyes
speaks fluent french, spanish, german, and itailian
plz!! help her out